How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
