i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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