I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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