I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
