I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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