So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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