there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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