hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I looked at my own cervix.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
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after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
pray to the hookup gods
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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