what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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