do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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