Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
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i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
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Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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