I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
why do cheetos always look like penises
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Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
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Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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