i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
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woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
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Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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