My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
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