I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
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HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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