Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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