Can Purell be used as lube?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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