don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
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I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
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When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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