covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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