Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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