Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
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Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
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I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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