Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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