Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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