I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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