we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
