I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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