Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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