I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
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He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
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if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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