But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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