yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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