So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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