He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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