Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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