sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
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I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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