I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
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I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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