Your mouth is God's brothel.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
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The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
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Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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