D3 body, D1 cock
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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