I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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