GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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