Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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