The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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