I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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