HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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