We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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