it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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