This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
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It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
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