Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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