I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
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I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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