question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
