Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
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