East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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