i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I am naked and annoyed.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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