Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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