No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
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Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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