he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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