The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
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It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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