how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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