Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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