Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Randomize
