got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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