the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
ugly people sure do ruin things
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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